"Whine, Whine, Whine"
(To the tune of "The Whiffenpoof Song," by Guy Schull)
I cannot have all of my wishes filled-
Whine, whine, whine!
I cannot have every frustration stilled-
Whine, whine, whine!
Life really owes me the things that I miss,
Fate has to grant me eternal bliss!
And since I must settle for less than this-
Whine, whine, whine! |
"Love Me, Love Me, Only Me!"
(To the tune of "Yankee Doodle")
Love me, love me, only me or I'll die without you!
Make your love a guarantee, so I can never doubt you!
Love me, love me totally; really, really try, dear;
But if you must rely on me, I'll hate you till I die, dear!
Love me, love me all the time, thoroughly and wholly;
Life turns into slushy slime 'less you love me solely!
Love me with great tenderness, with no ifs or buts, dear:
For if you love me somewhat less, I'll hate your goddamned guts, dear!
(Lyrics by Albert Ellis, copyright 1977 by the Institute forRational-Emotive Therapy.) |